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Aerosmith Looking for New Singer

So says the news. Some modest proposals:

1. Sammy Hagar
2. Gary Cherone
3. Axl Rose
4. Jimmy Mattingly
5. Do a TV show to find a replacement.
6. Some cover band singer from the Philippines who sings exactly like Steven Tyler.

I'm kidding, of course. Except, perhaps, for the last two.
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A Victim of H1

After California voters adopted the California Marriage Amendment via Proposition 8 a year ago, you could see sore losers claiming "I am a victim of H8!" So now I have to wonder, after Maine voters decided to veto their state legislature's attempt to neuter their state marriage licensing, will we we see "I am a victim of H1!"? Sounds like the a flu, no?

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Is Doug Farrar a Racist?

He pointed out that Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb goofed.
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Garth Brooks Unretiring

I wonder what Chris Gaines has to say about this? Will Chris Gaines finally get his movie?
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Was the Beer Worth It?

Is this what Europe will be like soon? According to this Associated Press story by Sean Yoong, a Muslim woman in Malaysia has had her caning sentence postponed for Ramadan. She was convicted of "drinking while Muslim".
Beer, wine and liquor is widely available at shops, bars and restaurants in Malaysia, unlike in more austere Islamic nations such as Iran and Pakistan. Christians, Hindus, Sikhs and other minorities in Malaysia are free to consume alcohol but its Shariah law forbids Muslims - who make up 60 percent of the 27 million population - from drinking, although a minority of Muslims still indulge despite the religious stricture.
Keep in mind that Muslims in countries like this are not allowed to renounce Islam.

I have to wonder, though - what is the punishment for sexual masochism? Surely it can't be caning? And what about bondage? Do they throw you in prison for that?

In an interview with the AP last week, Kartika said she regretted drinking and was even willing to be caned in public in order to send a clear message to other Muslims to avoid alcohol.
Hmmm, a masochist and an exhibitionist? Or just someone with a gun to her head (or, more accurately, a blade to her neck)?
Islamic officials had insisted that the caning's purpose is to educate rather than punish.
I see. If Saddam doesn't understand his textbooks, does caning him work?
They say the rattan cane supposed to be used on Kartika would be smaller and lighter than the one used for men, and that she will remain clothed.
Oh, those sexists!
Men convicted of crimes such as rape and bribery in Malaysia are caned on their bare buttocks, breaking the skin and leaving permanent scars.
And I’m sure none of the people carrying out the "education" or observing get a kick out of that.
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Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil Divorce

I'm shocked!  They seemed like such stable, happy people.

Who gets custody of the hair?
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Running of the Bulls

Call me a racist, or uncultured, or unenlightened or whatever - but I think this is an incredibly stupid way to die.  I don't care who wrote about it in what classic work.

And my objection has nothing to do with the plight of the animals, either.
On Thursday night, a torero known as El Cid was hit twice by a bull's horn, once in the left leg and once in the scrotum.
Why???  It is so easy to find an American woman who will do this to you.
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Paul McCartney and Yoko Ono Promote Meat Free Mondays

I'm sure some people will comply.  Unfortunately, other animals are still eating each other.  I guess they didn't get the memo.  Maybe we need to have PETA hang out with the lions and sharks?

Meanwhile, Ono also plans to meet up with Heather Mills and celebrate "Thank God For Money From Our Men Thursdays."
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Angry State Legislators Protesting Mormon Churches

Angry California legislators are taking to the streets today to protest the passage of Proposition 1F, which bans legislator pay raises during budget deficits.  A large group is forming outside of a local Mormon church.

"I don’t understand how we can subject civil rights to a popular vote," said Assembly Speaker Karen Bass (D) of District 47.  'Our rights have been taken away!"

The measure passed easily, despite millions of dollars provided by teacher unions to fight against it.

Some protestors said that they will urge boycotts of any businesses where any of the employees or owners contributed to the "Yes on 1F" campaign.  Supporters of Prop 1F are already reporting harassing phone calls and e-mails.  Protestors are loudly chanting outside of Rick Warren's Saddleback Church.

But lawmakers have little sympathy for those complaining that they are being punished for their support of the bans.  "Work is work," said State Senator Darrell Steinberg (D), of District 6. "This just hurts our families.  I don't support violence, but yes, they should be made to feel uncomfortable."

Some protestors held up signs that said "Shall we vote on your pay raises now?" and "Nobody takes my rights away!" and "They used to not pay African Americans, too!"

"I've had several friends get pay raises over the last couple of years, and yet I am denied that same right," said Bass.

Lameduh Legal, a legislator rights organization, is appealing to the California Supreme Court.  Parents and Friends of Legislators And Government workers (PFLAG) plans on running television spots, in conjunction with Equalpay California, featuring parents of legislators who "just want our children to have the same opportunities to get pay raises we had."

"Pay raises for legislators during deficits are inevitable," said San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, handing out checks to state lawmakers on the steps of San Francisco City Hall.  "It's gonna happen, whether ya like it or not!”

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Barkley Angling For His Own Reality Show?

Some thoughts on the passing parade, with apologies to an awesome Townhall columnist.

Is Charles Barkley positioning himself for a reality show, especially on E!?

Speaking of E!, I read this, and I have to wonder - why bother with tradition?

I mean really... you've been shacking up with a dude old enough to be your grandfather and sharing him with two other women on a regular basis who have also been shacking up with him, and who knows how many other other women who don't live with you... AND putting it on TV, and you bother with traditions like engagement rings?!?  Oh, I see - traditions matter only when they materially enrich you.

Speaking of marriage...when this happens, I think the end is near for a relationship.

I mean, why get married after so long?  When people their ages have been together for years without being married, and then go ahead and get married, I really do think it signals the end, like the marriage is some desperate attempt to make a declining relationship better.

Meanwhile, Amy Winehouse is running out of time to take her rightful fulfillment spot this year's Dead Pool.  Please get that woman onto Dr. Drew's show.  He can devote and entire seasons to her alone - nay, an entire series.


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Dick Cheney Undermining Obama

In a devious and calculated scheme, Vice President Dick Cheney is working to undermine President-elect Obama.
"I must say, I think it's a pretty good team," Cheney said of Obama's national security choices, in a segment of the interview broadcast Tuesday on "Good Morning America."
See?!?  Cheney knows full well that if he says something good about someone or something, there’s a huge segment of the Left that will automatically hate or oppose those people or things.  He’s deliberately trying to diminish the political capital Obama has with the Left.

Well done, Mr. VP.
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Whitney Houston Denies Reunion With Bobby Brown

She was never able to forgive him after coming home to catch him beating another woman.

I'd say that this news is the strongest indication that she is sober.  It was always painful to see such a talented woman choose to subject herself to so much pain.


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Kanye West Doesn't Care About English People

I'm just sayin'.
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After Watching TV Last Night, I'm Voting For...

Billy Mays.
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Being a Madman Anti-Semite is Tough Work

Poor Ahmadinejad.  He's all tired out.  Must be all that campaigning for Obama.
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