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New Nigerian Leader Pledges Electoral Reform

Reuters reporters Randy Fabi and Felix Onuah have the story. How about pledging to stop e-mail scammers? Or, could you at least help out all of wealthy widows of former leaders who are looking to spread their wealth?

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Don't Blame Jay For Disappearing Dramas

One of the many "crimes" people have charged Jay Leno with in this whole prime time/late night shuffling has been that his failed 10pm show took good Hollywood jobs away by replacing five hours of scripted drama.

But it just ain't so. NBC, like other media networks, has been suffering from reduced ad revenues. In addition to the long, ongoing fragmentation of the audience, advertisers have had less money to spend over the last couple of years. Hourlong scripted dramas are some of the most expensive television shows to produce. NBC was going to cut back on them no matter what.

Here's the proof.

Now that Leno is no longer at 10pm, Monday through Friday, what has filled the time?

Monday is a second hour of Law & Order.

Tuesday prime time consists of two hours of The Biggest Loser followed by Parenthood.

Wednesday, there's a second hour of Law & Order: SVU.

Thursday, The Marriage Ref.

Friday, two hours of Dateline NBC.

Parenthood is the only new hourlong drama. The rest is going to consist of repeats (there's no way twice as many Law & Order episodes are going to be made and bought), The Marriage Ref (a kind of talkshow, really), and stretching out a news magazine.

So, blame Jay Leno for all sorts of things, if you want. But don’t blame him for fewer hourlong dramas on NBC.

Tags: Jay Leno   NBC   TV  
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Border Fence a Waste, Say Illegal Aliens

Illegal aliens are reporting that a border fence is a waste, an environmental hazard, racist, irksome, ineffective, and just an all around buzzkill.

Prison inmates also report that it is wasteful to have prison guards on duty around the clock.

More news to come.

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Get Well, Jeff Conaway

I fear the end is near for actor Jeff Conaway. I have enjoyed his work, but it is shame what has become of him.

According to his portrayal on Celebrity Rehab, he's been having quite a struggle with substance abuse. This is unlikely to help.
Jeff Conaway has been hospitalized in Los Angeles after falling down stairs and breaking his hip and arm, and fracturing his neck, his girlfriend told TMZ.
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His girlfriend, Vikki Lizzi, told TMZ the actor also suffered a brain hemorrhage in Monday's mishap.
Ouch.

Anyone pick him in this year's "Death Pool"?

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Simon and Garfunkel to Perform

The duo will be performing at Jazz Fest. How does Art Garfunkel find the time?


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Tom Arnold Paves Way For Fourth Divorce

Hey, I wish Mr. Arnold and his latest bride well, and hope they have a lasting and happy marriage. Unfortunately, the odds are against them.

Can we please get "True Lies II"? Schwarzenegger will be free in a year.

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Aerosmith Looking for New Singer

So says the news. Some modest proposals:

1. Sammy Hagar
2. Gary Cherone
3. Axl Rose
4. Jimmy Mattingly
5. Do a TV show to find a replacement.
6. Some cover band singer from the Philippines who sings exactly like Steven Tyler.

I'm kidding, of course. Except, perhaps, for the last two.
Tags: bands   Music  
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A Victim of H1

After California voters adopted the California Marriage Amendment via Proposition 8 a year ago, you could see sore losers claiming "I am a victim of H8!" So now I have to wonder, after Maine voters decided to veto their state legislature's attempt to neuter their state marriage licensing, will we we see "I am a victim of H1!"? Sounds like the a flu, no?

Tags: slogans  
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Is Doug Farrar a Racist?

He pointed out that Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb goofed.
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Garth Brooks Unretiring

I wonder what Chris Gaines has to say about this? Will Chris Gaines finally get his movie?
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Was the Beer Worth It?

Is this what Europe will be like soon? According to this Associated Press story by Sean Yoong, a Muslim woman in Malaysia has had her caning sentence postponed for Ramadan. She was convicted of "drinking while Muslim".
Beer, wine and liquor is widely available at shops, bars and restaurants in Malaysia, unlike in more austere Islamic nations such as Iran and Pakistan. Christians, Hindus, Sikhs and other minorities in Malaysia are free to consume alcohol but its Shariah law forbids Muslims - who make up 60 percent of the 27 million population - from drinking, although a minority of Muslims still indulge despite the religious stricture.
Keep in mind that Muslims in countries like this are not allowed to renounce Islam.

I have to wonder, though - what is the punishment for sexual masochism? Surely it can't be caning? And what about bondage? Do they throw you in prison for that?

In an interview with the AP last week, Kartika said she regretted drinking and was even willing to be caned in public in order to send a clear message to other Muslims to avoid alcohol.
Hmmm, a masochist and an exhibitionist? Or just someone with a gun to her head (or, more accurately, a blade to her neck)?
Islamic officials had insisted that the caning's purpose is to educate rather than punish.
I see. If Saddam doesn't understand his textbooks, does caning him work?
They say the rattan cane supposed to be used on Kartika would be smaller and lighter than the one used for men, and that she will remain clothed.
Oh, those sexists!
Men convicted of crimes such as rape and bribery in Malaysia are caned on their bare buttocks, breaking the skin and leaving permanent scars.
And I’m sure none of the people carrying out the "education" or observing get a kick out of that.
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Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil Divorce

I'm shocked!  They seemed like such stable, happy people.

Who gets custody of the hair?
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Running of the Bulls

Call me a racist, or uncultured, or unenlightened or whatever - but I think this is an incredibly stupid way to die.  I don't care who wrote about it in what classic work.

And my objection has nothing to do with the plight of the animals, either.
On Thursday night, a torero known as El Cid was hit twice by a bull's horn, once in the left leg and once in the scrotum.
Why???  It is so easy to find an American woman who will do this to you.
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Paul McCartney and Yoko Ono Promote Meat Free Mondays

I'm sure some people will comply.  Unfortunately, other animals are still eating each other.  I guess they didn't get the memo.  Maybe we need to have PETA hang out with the lions and sharks?

Meanwhile, Ono also plans to meet up with Heather Mills and celebrate "Thank God For Money From Our Men Thursdays."
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Angry State Legislators Protesting Mormon Churches

Angry California legislators are taking to the streets today to protest the passage of Proposition 1F, which bans legislator pay raises during budget deficits.  A large group is forming outside of a local Mormon church.

"I don’t understand how we can subject civil rights to a popular vote," said Assembly Speaker Karen Bass (D) of District 47.  'Our rights have been taken away!"

The measure passed easily, despite millions of dollars provided by teacher unions to fight against it.

Some protestors said that they will urge boycotts of any businesses where any of the employees or owners contributed to the "Yes on 1F" campaign.  Supporters of Prop 1F are already reporting harassing phone calls and e-mails.  Protestors are loudly chanting outside of Rick Warren's Saddleback Church.

But lawmakers have little sympathy for those complaining that they are being punished for their support of the bans.  "Work is work," said State Senator Darrell Steinberg (D), of District 6. "This just hurts our families.  I don't support violence, but yes, they should be made to feel uncomfortable."

Some protestors held up signs that said "Shall we vote on your pay raises now?" and "Nobody takes my rights away!" and "They used to not pay African Americans, too!"

"I've had several friends get pay raises over the last couple of years, and yet I am denied that same right," said Bass.

Lameduh Legal, a legislator rights organization, is appealing to the California Supreme Court.  Parents and Friends of Legislators And Government workers (PFLAG) plans on running television spots, in conjunction with Equalpay California, featuring parents of legislators who "just want our children to have the same opportunities to get pay raises we had."

"Pay raises for legislators during deficits are inevitable," said San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, handing out checks to state lawmakers on the steps of San Francisco City Hall.  "It's gonna happen, whether ya like it or not!”

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