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Tom Arnold Paves Way For Fourth Divorce

Hey, I wish Mr. Arnold and his latest bride well, and hope they have a lasting and happy marriage. Unfortunately, the odds are against them.

Can we please get "True Lies II"? Schwarzenegger will be free in a year.

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Barkley Angling For His Own Reality Show?

Some thoughts on the passing parade, with apologies to an awesome Townhall columnist.

Is Charles Barkley positioning himself for a reality show, especially on E!?

Speaking of E!, I read this, and I have to wonder - why bother with tradition?

I mean really... you've been shacking up with a dude old enough to be your grandfather and sharing him with two other women on a regular basis who have also been shacking up with him, and who knows how many other other women who don't live with you... AND putting it on TV, and you bother with traditions like engagement rings?!?  Oh, I see - traditions matter only when they materially enrich you.

Speaking of marriage...when this happens, I think the end is near for a relationship.

I mean, why get married after so long?  When people their ages have been together for years without being married, and then go ahead and get married, I really do think it signals the end, like the marriage is some desperate attempt to make a declining relationship better.

Meanwhile, Amy Winehouse is running out of time to take her rightful fulfillment spot this year's Dead Pool.  Please get that woman onto Dr. Drew's show.  He can devote and entire seasons to her alone - nay, an entire series.


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George Bush Doesn't Care About Kanye West

Maybe Kanye West can ask Bush for a pardon?  Good luck, buddy.
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Wednesday Morning News Roundup

Obama, Cinema, and Bigfoot - Oh My!

Obama, VP Choice to Campaign Together Saturday

Will it be Paris Hilton or Fidel Castro?


"Mamma Mia!" Seeks Audience Participation
Universal aims to pump up Labor Day weekend grosses for its hit movie musical "Mamma Mia!" by presenting "Mamma Mia! The Sing-Along Edition" in select theaters nationwide.
I don't know - now that gays are marrying each other, they probably don't have as much time, money, or motivation to go to the movies.


Researcher Thaws Out "Bigfoot Corpse": Just a Rubber Gorilla Suit

He plans to thaw out Al Gore next.

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Paula Wagner, Tired of Ruined Furniture, Leaves UA

The woman who teamed up with Tom Cruise to try to revive movie studio label United Artists has left the company, saying that she is tired of replacing the furniture in her office after every meeting in which Tom Cruise gets excited.

From the Associated Press coverage by Solvej Schou, we get this knee-slapper:
The studio flopped on its first production attempt with last year's political thriller "Lions for Lambs," which was estimated to have lost about $30 million. Wagner has said the company took a modest financial risk with the film but its symbolic benefits were invaluable.
Translation: I’m willing to lose my money and that of others on a poorly done film as long as it bashes American efforts to reduce the ability  of Islamofascists to commit terrorist acts.
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Anthony Hopkins is in Big Trouble

He was arrested in a murder case in Mobile, Alabama.
Investigators believe the victim was Arletha Hopkins, the wife of the suspect, Anthony Hopkins.   A woman’s body was found last night in a chest-type freezer at the couple’s home on Ryland Street.  Police say the body was covered in a sheet.   It appears to have been in the freezer for several years.   Investigators say the discovery was finally made when the oldest child, who is 19, accused Anthony Hopkins of sexual abuse.   The 19 year old told police about the body.   There were six other children in the home.   They have been taken into protective custody.

Investigators say Anthony Hopkins is a preacher.   At the time of his arrest, Hopkins was found at a church in Jackson, Alabama, where a revival was taking place.
This will probably hurt his film career.  I mean, a preacher?  A revival?  Hollywood won’t stand for that.  
Hopkins is charged with murder and sodomy.
Well, maybe Hollywood can cut him a break after all.
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Christian Bale Asks For Privacy

Yeah, that's going to happen.

Asking the news media to give you privacy when you're the start of the biggest film out and you just got arrested for violence is like telling a home invasion robber, "Could you please just leave the wads of cash in my underwear drawer alone?"


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