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Barkley Angling For His Own Reality Show?

Some thoughts on the passing parade, with apologies to an awesome Townhall columnist.

Is Charles Barkley positioning himself for a reality show, especially on E!?

Speaking of E!, I read this, and I have to wonder - why bother with tradition?

I mean really... you've been shacking up with a dude old enough to be your grandfather and sharing him with two other women on a regular basis who have also been shacking up with him, and who knows how many other other women who don't live with you... AND putting it on TV, and you bother with traditions like engagement rings?!?  Oh, I see - traditions matter only when they materially enrich you.

Speaking of marriage...when this happens, I think the end is near for a relationship.

I mean, why get married after so long?  When people their ages have been together for years without being married, and then go ahead and get married, I really do think it signals the end, like the marriage is some desperate attempt to make a declining relationship better.

Meanwhile, Amy Winehouse is running out of time to take her rightful fulfillment spot this year's Dead Pool.  Please get that woman onto Dr. Drew's show.  He can devote and entire seasons to her alone - nay, an entire series.


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Dick Cheney Undermining Obama

In a devious and calculated scheme, Vice President Dick Cheney is working to undermine President-elect Obama.
"I must say, I think it's a pretty good team," Cheney said of Obama's national security choices, in a segment of the interview broadcast Tuesday on "Good Morning America."
See?!?  Cheney knows full well that if he says something good about someone or something, there’s a huge segment of the Left that will automatically hate or oppose those people or things.  He’s deliberately trying to diminish the political capital Obama has with the Left.

Well done, Mr. VP.
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Whitney Houston Denies Reunion With Bobby Brown

She was never able to forgive him after coming home to catch him beating another woman.

I'd say that this news is the strongest indication that she is sober.  It was always painful to see such a talented woman choose to subject herself to so much pain.


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Kanye West Doesn't Care About English People

I'm just sayin'.
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After Watching TV Last Night, I'm Voting For...

Billy Mays.
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Being a Madman Anti-Semite is Tough Work

Poor Ahmadinejad.  He's all tired out.  Must be all that campaigning for Obama.
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Global Warming to Spread Disease!

So say this article.  But they completely miss the more important fact that the warming of the polar region will free up the Blob from its icy prison!

Why should we care about disease?  Obama's going to make sure we all have all of the health care we could ever want - for freeeeeeeeee!

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American Idol Singer's Miracle

To read this story, you'd think that Paris Bennett was able conceive her child miraculously.  Notice something missing from the coverage?
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George Bush Doesn't Care About Kanye West

Maybe Kanye West can ask Bush for a pardon?  Good luck, buddy.
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Polls: Cook County’s Dead Voters For Obama

Several polls are showing that almost all of dead voters in Cook County, Illinois support Senator Obama for President.  The percentages are even higher among likely dead voters.
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Study: Poverty Hurts the Poor

The authors of a new study are calling for reform after concluding that poverty hurts the poor.

“Our studies show that the poor are less likely to obtain higher educational degrees, less likely to own their own homes, less likely to live in expensive neighborhoods, less likely to drive nice and new cars, and less likely to retire early,” said Garry Smith of Socialists United for Conscience and Kindness.  “They are also less likely to have high paying jobs, less likely to take expensive vacations, and less likely to have large bank accounts.”

The study found that there are hundreds of millions of Americans who have less money than someone else.

Smith is currently working on a study to determine why sick and injured people tend to use hospitals more than healthy and fit people, and will subsequently conduct a study to determine why people in prison tend to be criminals.

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CodePink Faces Tough Odds For Public’s Attention

So says an Associated Press story featured prominently on Yahoo! News.  What’s next – an article on how the Associated Press is underreporting on CodePink?

These people should go protest outside terrorist camps.
“You can't be green and be pro-war," said co-founder Benjamin. "In general, both parties have kept us down this militaristic path and neglected our basic needs."
Hey, genius!  You are responsible for meeting your own basic needs.  The federal government is supposed to protect us from foreign enemies, using force if necessary.
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Roseanne Needs a Boost in Dosage

So Roseanne-whatever-her-name-is-these-days is badmouthing Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt?  Rosey supports Obama and may not like that Angelina has yet to enthusiastically endorse Obama.  However, I also think there is jealousy at work here.  Angelina Jolie is incredibly attractive and Roseanne is... much less so.  Maybe, just maybe, Jolie inherited some sense from her father.  I haven't paid close enough attention to Jolie and Pitt to have a strong opinion on them.
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Wednesday Morning News Roundup

Obama, Cinema, and Bigfoot - Oh My!

Obama, VP Choice to Campaign Together Saturday

Will it be Paris Hilton or Fidel Castro?


"Mamma Mia!" Seeks Audience Participation
Universal aims to pump up Labor Day weekend grosses for its hit movie musical "Mamma Mia!" by presenting "Mamma Mia! The Sing-Along Edition" in select theaters nationwide.
I don't know - now that gays are marrying each other, they probably don't have as much time, money, or motivation to go to the movies.


Researcher Thaws Out "Bigfoot Corpse": Just a Rubber Gorilla Suit

He plans to thaw out Al Gore next.

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